veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
mrmdprncss: juicylouture: what if one day fuck you
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
lust-truth: math used to be fun when i could answer all the questions just by using my fingers but then they decided to add letters and symbols and little numbers and graphs and shapes and im not about that life
crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
the amount of ‘nope’ that is happening in my life right now is actually ridiculous
ostolero: becoming an adult is weird it’s like wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
مآ أجمّل أنْ تصمتْ .. فيْ ؤجهْ منْ ينتظرْ منِك الخِصَام .. ! وما أجمل أنْ تضحك فيْ وجهْ منْ يُنتظرْ منك البكـاءْ ..! How beautiful is it to stay silent When someone expects you to be enraged from them. And how beautiful it is to laugh When someone thinks you are going to shed tears.
Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen